Mewtwo vs. El Mono Silabo

WARNING THE FOLLOWING TRANSLATIONS AREN'T 100% THEY WERE ALL DONE WITH GOOGLE TRANSLATE YOU FUCKTARDS. EVEN THOUGH I CAN SPEAK SPANISH.
El Mono Silabo, was just sitting there, yelling A E I O U, A E I O U and right before the teacher said "Un mono que habla!" Mewtwo ran up to the narrator, snapped his neck and said, "Bitch shut the fuck up, stop speaking spanish" He then locked eyes with El mono Silabo and. It. Was. On. El Mono Silabo started tugging through the inside of his pants, looking for his weapon, "Venga tu me vergonzoso!" He said. "What?!" Said Mewtwo. El Mono Silabo whipped out his lightsaber and said "morirás" He punched mewtwo so hard that two of his teeth popped out. He was launched into a tree. Then El Mono Silabo took out his lightsaber and tried to swing at Mewtwo and a crap ton of dust was made just so Mewtwo could teleport. When the dust faded El Mono Silabo said "¿Adónde fue?" "Right behind you" Said Mewtwo. As El Mono Silabo was compulsively shitting his pants Mewtwo began continuosly beating the EVERLIVING SHAT out of him. El Mono Silabo coughed and spluttered blood all over the ground Mewtwo ripped his testicles off and ate them with his three bulgy fingers. "MMMMMMM delicious balls!" He then said "Ok muppet time to kill you now." "Tonto" said the monkey "yo ni siquiera estoy usando una cuarta parte de mi poder" He retorted. "What the fuck are you say- Before Mewtwo could finish his sentence, El Mono Silabo shot him with his lazer eyes. Mewtwo was launched into space. He flew to the sun, and charged his power until he turned super saiyan 10000000000. He flew back at the speed of light and punched El Mono Silabo at that speed. El Mono was launched and crashed into the ground. He turned super saiyan too and flew to Mewtwo. They had an epic punching battle while making sounds when getting punch.
"Urg" Said Mewtwo"
"Ech" Said El Mono Silabo
"Urg" Said Mewtwo
"Ech" Said El Mono Silabo
Yes I realized that this is a dumb way for padding out time.
El Mono Silabo got up and said. Eso es todo! He flew up into space and charged up his super laser eye beam to maximum potential.
Mewtwo charged his beam too and the two collided, the collision was so amazing, that it literally made a hole in the atmosphere. Then El Mono Silabo was incinerated instantly.
Mewtwo got up and said, "The plot twist is, I wasn't even using a quarter of my power."
MEWTWO IS WINNER